Sarah Palin can only be appreciated in the original Klingon!


Sometimes there is awesome… sometimes there is genius… and sometimes there is F’n McAwesome!

I applaud Conan O’Brien for recognizing that William Shatner is truly a MASTER THESPIAN!

EDIT: Title changed from Talon’s McAwesome comment. :)

Team Snackpants?!?!


I know Joel McHale gives Ryan Seacrest a lot of grief every week on The Soup (tonight’s “Actual size” was making me roll on the couch), but I am envious of this vertically challenged brother. :(

I know many of you (that’s you Jason!) have made comments about certain celebrities having their PR people update their Twitter. I tend to agree, someone is pretty weak if they can’t put up 140 characters of anything… daily or even weekly. Seacrest’s Twitter makes no bones about it… He has his “Team Seacrest” do updates for him… I want a team!!!

Anyone want to be part of Team Snackpants?!?! Katie McAwesome is afraid I am going to make her the Captain and sole member.

In other news (From Seacrest’s own Blog)… PETA is being idiots… again. Can anyone take this group seriously anymore?

Shameless self-promotions….


One of the things I have respected Gene Simmons for, was his ability to market the hell out of himself and everything related to himself. When I saw this commercial I just about fell out of my chair laughing, and Nick doesn’t do to bad either.

I *WISH* I could promote myself 1/10000th as well as Gene does… but he also has a much better brand to work with. :)

Back on the Internet….


Well woot! successfully ‘fooled’ me before my annual boycott. When I was a child, April Fool’s Day was about putting strings on dollar bills, gluing pennies to the floor and playing time delayed shows on VHS to ‘fool’ people. The internet has just turned it into ‘fake news day’… Stupid… just as stupid as Lost, Heroes and most of the girls on Rock of Love Bus.

In other news… I am ready for the upcoming release of certain Guitar Hero tracks that I am not sure I am supposed to talk about or not… BOOYAH!

Move along…


No April Fool’s jokes here… move along.



That is all. :)

Who the F*** is Joey Snackpants?



The pilot of the greatest robot of our time, Snackforce Prime! Leader guitarist and front man for the glam-emo-punk band Snackforce 5!!! Popular anime blogger! Extreme sports star! Jungle Cruise Skipper! Polarizing opinionated popular culture pundit! Joey Snackpants, Esq. is all this – and so much more. What began as hobby in the 80’s has gotten him thrown out of college “Jeopardy!” try outs, lambasted in both print and digital media, called a raving lunatic as well as a modern day Socrates Johnson and given him a soapbox at events from Los Angeles to Atlanta. Now through the magical power of the tubes (know to many as ‘the Internet’), he brings his insight to you as only he can! Agree or disagree, love or hate, Kirk or Picard, Batman or Superman, Macross or Gundam… he’s here, he’s got a podcast, and he’s not afraid to use it!


In 2007 – Green Mustard (actually, it’s Green Mustard Media now – which was all created from Wasabi Anime – but is sometimes referred to as Green Mustard Entertianment… it’s confusing) decided it was in their best interest to make use of the “grumpy old man of anime fandom” and put him on the Internet to entertain the masses. Thus, Snacktime Online was born – a podcast about cartoons, comic books, movies, television and whatever other geek aspect of the world his twisted mind feels like talking about.

It ran for a few episodes, but was derailed (for about a year) by a myriad of issues involving lumber, hardware and the state of Georgia. In 2009 – production began again with the ambitious goal to complete more than three episodes.

Stay tuned!

DISCLAIMER: The opinions and commentary on this blog and the Snacktime Online podcast are those of the author, host and guest hosts and do not necessarily reflect the ideas or opinions of Green Mustard Entertainment, Inc. or any other company/convention/entity that “Joey Snackpants” happens to be associated or working with at any given time.

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